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[nola_cyclops]

Oliver

Alex is dating Northstar.

Yes, really.

Comments

[nola_quicksilver]

That's a crime. I could touch you all day and never get tired of it.

[nola_cyclops]

We should test that.

[nola_quicksilver]

By demurely holding hands?

[nola_cyclops]

Well, I was going to suggest we block out a day to spend in bed, but sure, we could do that too.

[nola_quicksilver]

Wait, I've changed my mind.

[nola_cyclops]

Are you sure? We could just be demure.

[nola_quicksilver]

Yes, definitely. Let's be naked and depraved.

[nola_cyclops]

I'd love that. I think we need that.

[nola_quicksilver]

Maybe we should have a monthly touching date.

[nola_cyclops]

Oh my god, Oliver, you're scheduling!

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh no, gross!!

[nola_cyclops]

I'm instantly more attracted to you! Put it in your calendar, Oliver!

[nola_quicksilver]

I don't have a calendar!!

[nola_cyclops]

... Have you ever opened the calendar app on your phone??

[nola_quicksilver]

The what?

[nola_cyclops]

Oh my god.

[nola_quicksilver]

You mean the date button?

[nola_cyclops]

Yes, babe.

[nola_quicksilver]

I thought it was just an FYI thing. Like if you need to write a check or something.

[nola_cyclops]

It's a whole app.

[nola_quicksilver]

Wow, Memorial Day is coming up!

[nola_cyclops]

Right! And you can put other important dates or appointments or reminders in there!

[nola_quicksilver]

Interesting! Oh hey, I still have Pokemon Go on my phone. And Candy Crush. And the museum art lookalike app.

[nola_cyclops]

Have you ever considered cleaning up what's on your phone?

[nola_quicksilver]

But what will become of my Farmville crops, Scott.